Pardon me sir, do you have any grey poop-on?

The esteemed gentlemen raises the distasteful notion of a crap eater, so vulgar a proposition that I can only recommend that , in a most literate and civilized fashion, that you go fuck your own shit smeared ass posthaste.

Shit smeared HAIRY ass, that is.

Ass-Channeling, Fart-Huffing Crap Eaters

Nothing gets up my nose like ass-channeling, fart-huffing crap eaters. I hate those goddamn, ass-channeling, fart-huffing crap eating goddamn ass-huffing fart-channeling crap eating crap eaters.

How then to fuck ones own shit-smeared hairy ass?

How then shall I endeavor to stick it up my own goddam shit-smeared hairy ass O Lord? Shit-faced goddam ballsucking twat-tickling snatchmunching fuck-smeared ass grabbing crapass hell fuck ass shit crapass? Fuckfaced crapass on a hellcrap shit-smeared hairy ass? Butt ass fart damn hell, fuck ass shit fuck right up a shit-smeared hairy ass?

ASS!
ASS!

Perhaps fucking YOUR shit-smeared goddam hairy ASS will show me the way O Lord.

Crapass shit on a goddam shit smeared fuck ass

Crapass shit on a fucking goddam hellcrap damn ass motherfucking goddam shit fuck damn ass hell fuck. Ass. Shit-faced fucking goddam crap on a shit smeared goddam fucking ass fart damn hell fuck poop ass damn hell crap ass motherfucking goddam hell.

You're a dog fart huffing cuntflapping shphicterbeast who should fuck their own motherfucking goddam hell ass damn crap ass shit fuck crap ass fart booger fuck ass shit damn fuckfaced shit ass. I know you like fucking your own ass so maybe you should goddam hell crap ass damn fuck ass shit right up the shit smeared poopchute.

You Suck Farts From a Dog's Ass.

You suck farts from a dog's ass! Fucking fart-faced fart....

Shit-on-a-Shingle.

Ballsuckers and twatlickers unite! Suck and ball to your shit-smeared heart's content.

Fucking goddam hellcrap

Fucking goddam hellcrap goddam hell crap ass damn motherfucking goddam shit ass fuck hell goddam shit fucking goddam on a hairy motherfuckin' goddam shit-smeared motherfuckin' goddam ass hell crap ass shit damn hell crap ass damn motherfuckin' piss ass fuck shit crap ass piss fuck ass shit goddam shit-faced ass fucking shit- faced goddam fucking ass-faced fucking shit on a goddam booger shitting shit smeared goddam motherfucking ass-faced fuck ass shit fucking goddam hell.

Fart.

Why don't you fuck your own ass?

Hellcrap ass shit on a shit smeared hairy ass

Crap ass fuck shit ass fuck damn hell. Goddam shit smeared on a goddam shit smeared hairy goddam ass! Why don't you stick it up your fucking goddam shit smeared hairy ass goddam hell crap ass shit fuck damn hell crap damn ass fuck booger poop pee ass fart ass fuck ass shit!


ASS!

Fucking goddam assfucking goddam fuck ass shit

Goddam shitty fucking shitty goddam ass. Shitty fucking crap hell crappity fuck ass shit ass poop booger crap ass fucking goddam shit smeared ass, goddam fucking shit smeared fuck ass crap shitty old ass, fuck ass shit faced fuck ass. Shit crap ass fuck ass shit crap ass hell. Goddam shit smeared shitty ole' ass, crap faced fuck ass shit. Ass fuck shit fuck, crap ass shit.

Ass.

Goddamn Fucking Shitballs

Goddamn fucking shitballs rectal mucus farthuffer.

Why Don't You Go Fuck Your Own Shit-Smeared Hairy Ass?

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